Right. So now I have started working with a company that likes to check the likelihood of your coming to work with an explosive belt around your midriff and I was asked to bring a Police Conduct certificate as part of my background checks. Fine with me, standard procedure nowadays anyway.
The funny thing is when I ACTUALLY went to pick up the certificate from the Police Criminal Records Office at 07:20 a.m. so I wouldn’t be late for work ………….
If pictures are still worth a thousand words then the following is approximately a 3,000 word long cussing session:
I get there at 07:20 a.m. Good, I’m first in queue…..should have my certificate in 11 minutes.
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Now I know why the police always arrive late at a crime scene………
Have a nice day!
relliker



You mean to say that they opened 30 mins late? Is that what’s surprised you?
No surprise at all, but I had it all planned so I could be at work at 8:00
Never forget what country this is!
*sigh*